By GARY CORSERI
Dyslexia is when
You transpose lettres on a line
Like hanging wahs and the shrits
Get all mixed up with the shenanigans.
If, of course, you are very careful
You can evne write a wrod like shenaginans
(But don’t count on it too chum).
They say dyslaxie is a isgn of intelligence,
But I’m not byuing it.
My cousin, Itchm, for example,
Is one of the dumbest yugs I know
And he suffers from it like
Ouy wouldn’t believe.
Then there’s the Prisedents.
Rumor has it, they are not as bumd as they act,
Especially ouy nowk woh.
But I’m not byuing it!